If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Randomize