It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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