I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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