belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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