i don't like sucking hair
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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