she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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