Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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