(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
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