i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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