were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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