Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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