I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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