Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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