Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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