did you get engaged???
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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