How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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