The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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