its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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