I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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