i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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