Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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