Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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