Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
As shirtless as possible
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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