do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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