Christians are straight up FREAKS
I have demons in me.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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