All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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