I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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