I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
tequila makes me forget i have legs
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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