no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
People in love make me want to vomit
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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