i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Your topless pictures make me question reality
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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