So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize
