Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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