OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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