you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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