New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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