i don't like sucking hair
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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