Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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