all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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