..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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