He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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