Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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