david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You need Xanax blowdarts
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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