so let's talk penis.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
wow bdsm is so cute
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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