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(914): View more from New York

i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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(331): View more from Illinois

You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.

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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out

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(703): View more from Virginia

I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Actions speak louder than pants.

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(314): View more from Missouri

It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious

(1-336): View more from North Carolina

I'm all about the fuck

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