Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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