You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
