So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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