How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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