he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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