i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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