The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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