Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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