what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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