Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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