Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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